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Hi, I'm Lauren!
(or rdm, if you prefer the shorter name with the longer story)

I'm 23, a university student and a self-confessed music nerd.

Here you'll find Glee, Disney, Sherlock, fic, musicals, pretty people, pretty things and my ramblings.
Oh and I have a tendency to overshare. Don't say I didn't warn you.


shamelesslymkp:

newleasemylove:

shamelesslymkp:

newleasemylove:

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHEN’ I STILL WANT YOU TO WRITE ACCIDENTAL BABYSITTER FIC

CACKLING

heh I meant the particular scenario you wrote my brain is still stuck on santana :DDD

oh god, I started coming up with another kladam plot bunny where Kurt and Adam had been in an ageplay relationship and Adam comes to return Kurt’s stuff and Kurt and Blaine are both in baby headspace and have done something DUMB and DANGEROUS and so he ends up giving them the scolding of their life and then there is communication and negotiation and cuteness and Kurt bratting out and Blaine being sweet and Kurt’s bigger than Blaine, ‘course he is, so there’s play with that dynamic too and uh yeah.

not that.

i’ve put much thought into it or anything.

>.>

oh no you don’t!!!

ugh too cute stahp

"You, corner. Now."

"You can’t do that! We’re not dating anymore."

"Kurt Elizabeth Hummel, I am currently this close to taking you over my knee, dating or no. Corner. Now.

"And you. What on earth were you thinking, letting him do something so stupid? How irresponsible could you possibly -

"Hey, it’s okay. You’re pretty little right now, huh?

"You know who I am?"

" ‘dam."

"That’s right."

"you dated Kurt."

"That’s right, I did. You know what else I did for Kurt?"

"was big f’r him."

"I was." a nod. "I took care of him when he was too little to take care of himself, and he trusted me to do that. Can you trust me to do that for the both of you right now?"

a shrug.

"This is what’s going to happen: I’m going to clean this mess up. Kurt’s going to stay in that corner over there, and you’re going to stay in this corner over here, and you’re both going to think about what happened today and how badly it could have gone if I hadn’t come by. Understand?"

a nod.

"By the time I’m done cleaning all this up, I want you both able to tell me exactly what you did wrong and how much trouble you think you should be in.

"Now. Corner. You can take your bear with you, but no turning around; no talking. 

"Kurt, I’m talking to you.”

a foot stomp.

"Standing in the corner is boring. All you can do s’think.”

"That’s because that’s what corner time is for. Face. Wall. Now.”

"Open."

"I don’t want a pacifier! Pacifiers are for babies!"

"They’re also for little boys who can’t keep quiet by themselves. Open."

"Nnnhh-hh" (shaking head, lips clamped tight.

*sigh, swat, swat.*

"Open.

"Good boy.

"Blaine, what do you think? do you need a pacifier too? Or can you keep quiet on your own like a big boy, now that Kurt’s not talking to you?

"…it’s okay if you just want the pacifier, too, sweetheart. You don’t need to need it.

"There you go. Now nose back to the corner, there’s a good boy. I’m almost done cleaning, and then we’re all going to sit down together and talk. You just do a little more thinking in the meantime, okay? That’s a love."

etc etc etc THINGS I AM NOT WRITING OKAY STOP BRAIN

IT’S SO CUTE I’M GONNA DIE


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bruisingknees:

WOW, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS BOL.COM (DUTCH WEBSTORE) COMMERCIAL AND THEIR A+ INCLUDING OF TRANS WOMEN, YES. 

"Bol.com has everything for women who are going out. (Oh, nice do!) But also for women who’ve been dumped (And that’s a nice sundae.) For women who are totally ready, and for women who are totally done (yeah, we also sell hammocks!) Everything for experienced women (a candle for the ambiance!) And for women who are just getting started.”


posted 2 months ago with 5,138 notes - via lettersfromtitan © bruisingknees

luckyjak:

butjustwearclothes:

Blaine Anderson | & looking evasive 

Most of the time I can’t see Darren’s makeup as Blaine but I TOTALLY CAN here and it just makes me headcanon that SOMETIMES BLAINE WEARS A SOFT PINK LIP COLOR ON DATE NIGHTS because it makes him feel pretty and also brings attention to his lips which lbr he does on purpose so Kurt will want to kiss them EVEN MORE.


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electricshoebox:

pomfcat:

Such polite barks

he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS

"…….wuf"


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maryjean20:

Kat Dennings Instagram: "The hottest hair accessory for 2014"


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shamelesslymkp:

:)

shamelesslymkp:

:)


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posted 3 months ago with 1,467 notes - via thetimesinbetween © tessajem

Anonymous whispered:
So, I read this article just now about a photographer who got 20 strangers, paired them up and asked them to kiss. and then recorded their first kiss, and it was so lovely. And I immediately thought about sterek... I don't know if you're taking prompts right now, but if you are id love to see that, or something similar.

felicitysmock:

ngl, the first time i watched the film i was BEAMING all the way through. and, this is shorter than usual but, it has everyone. kind of. because, the film was about all kinds of kisses, ya know?

~*~

“Hi.”

Erica rolls back her shoulders, laughs a little. The young man in front of her grins sheepishly, eyes alight with humor. He’s handsome, and very tall, she’s a little awed at how nervous she feels. She never normally feels this apprehensive about things anymore. She hadn’t considered how intense this moment would be. How intimate it is to get so close to someone, especially someone she doesn’t know.

“So, do we just do this any time?”

“Yeah,” the girl behind the camera smiles easily, waves a hand, “Take your time.”

The guy kinks an eyebrow, pulls his hoodie sleeves over his hands as he sways from one foot to the other, “You ready?”

She can’t help the nervous laugh that bubbles out, pushing her hands through her hair, “Yeah, ok— Erica, I’m Erica, by the way.”

“Cool,” he breathes out, hands cautiously curving around her hips as he leans in, brushes his nose with hers, “Boyd.”

“Hi,” she breathes out, smiles as he ducks down to kiss her.

It’s lovely.

She had nothing to be nervous about after all.

She still giggles when they’re done, and he laughs with her, breath soft against her cheek.

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thetimesinbetween:

4gifs:

Tiger vs. Dustbuster

THIS TIGER IS FRIGHTENED OF A DUSTBUSTER I’M CRY

thetimesinbetween:

4gifs:

Tiger vs. Dustbuster

THIS TIGER IS FRIGHTENED OF A DUSTBUSTER I’M CRY


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