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Hi, I'm Lauren!
(or rdm, if you prefer the shorter name with the longer story)

I'm 23, a university student and a self-confessed music nerd.

Here you'll find Glee, Disney, Sherlock, fic, musicals, pretty people, pretty things and my ramblings.
Oh and I have a tendency to overshare. Don't say I didn't warn you.


slightestwind:

xohrhchriscolfer prompted: klaine showering together because kurt thinks it will save time/hot water in the mornings, but blaine can’t keep his hands to himself and kurt’s getting frustrated like “seriously blaine I SAID NO FUNNY BUSINESS”

Blaine yawns again and nuzzles at Kurt’s shoulder, sliding his fingers just underneath Kurt’s fuzzy robe to grip at his hip. “Mmm, and why did you drag me out of bed for shower sex again?”

"I said for showering, Blaine. Not shower sex. This way we’re saving water and we don’t have to fight over one of us using too much hot water—”

"It’s you," Blaine supplies helpfully. "You’re the one who always uses too much hot water."

"Anyway," Kurt says loudly, "there’s no reason we can’t just share a shower and get clean together. Other couples do it all the time, don’t they?"

Blaine strokes his fingers over Kurt’s bare skin, tilting his chin up to give Kurt a considering look. “The tub is pretty small, though. Are you sure we’re not going to have sex?”

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hrhchriscolfer Cooper’s really bad at #Hide&Seek…

hrhchriscolfer Cooper’s really bad at #Hide&Seek…


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burdge:

oldmanravenwood:

a scene that really bothers me in HBP is when Ginny feeds Harry that pie thing and she is like “don’t you trust me?” and then just feeds it to him all nicely 

because I honestly believe that book!Ginny would have said “don’t you trust me?” and then she would proceed to shove the pie in his face and then say “your mistake!” and just like run away laughing her head off and Harry would just be sitting there with pie stuck to his face and a small grin thinking ‘wow this girl is perfect’

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forgive me


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twinkiechan:

We all need a potted baby Groot! Free crochet Grootorial at my blog!

twinkiechan:

We all need a potted baby Groot! Free crochet Grootorial at my blog!


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shamelesslymkp:

newleasemylove:

shamelesslymkp:

newleasemylove:

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHEN’ I STILL WANT YOU TO WRITE ACCIDENTAL BABYSITTER FIC

CACKLING

heh I meant the particular scenario you wrote my brain is still stuck on santana :DDD

oh god, I started coming up with another kladam plot bunny where Kurt and Adam had been in an ageplay relationship and Adam comes to return Kurt’s stuff and Kurt and Blaine are both in baby headspace and have done something DUMB and DANGEROUS and so he ends up giving them the scolding of their life and then there is communication and negotiation and cuteness and Kurt bratting out and Blaine being sweet and Kurt’s bigger than Blaine, ‘course he is, so there’s play with that dynamic too and uh yeah.

not that.

i’ve put much thought into it or anything.

>.>

oh no you don’t!!!

ugh too cute stahp

"You, corner. Now."

"You can’t do that! We’re not dating anymore."

"Kurt Elizabeth Hummel, I am currently this close to taking you over my knee, dating or no. Corner. Now.

"And you. What on earth were you thinking, letting him do something so stupid? How irresponsible could you possibly -

"Hey, it’s okay. You’re pretty little right now, huh?

"You know who I am?"

" ‘dam."

"That’s right."

"you dated Kurt."

"That’s right, I did. You know what else I did for Kurt?"

"was big f’r him."

"I was." a nod. "I took care of him when he was too little to take care of himself, and he trusted me to do that. Can you trust me to do that for the both of you right now?"

a shrug.

"This is what’s going to happen: I’m going to clean this mess up. Kurt’s going to stay in that corner over there, and you’re going to stay in this corner over here, and you’re both going to think about what happened today and how badly it could have gone if I hadn’t come by. Understand?"

a nod.

"By the time I’m done cleaning all this up, I want you both able to tell me exactly what you did wrong and how much trouble you think you should be in.

"Now. Corner. You can take your bear with you, but no turning around; no talking. 

"Kurt, I’m talking to you.”

a foot stomp.

"Standing in the corner is boring. All you can do s’think.”

"That’s because that’s what corner time is for. Face. Wall. Now.”

"Open."

"I don’t want a pacifier! Pacifiers are for babies!"

"They’re also for little boys who can’t keep quiet by themselves. Open."

"Nnnhh-hh" (shaking head, lips clamped tight.

*sigh, swat, swat.*

"Open.

"Good boy.

"Blaine, what do you think? do you need a pacifier too? Or can you keep quiet on your own like a big boy, now that Kurt’s not talking to you?

"…it’s okay if you just want the pacifier, too, sweetheart. You don’t need to need it.

"There you go. Now nose back to the corner, there’s a good boy. I’m almost done cleaning, and then we’re all going to sit down together and talk. You just do a little more thinking in the meantime, okay? That’s a love."

etc etc etc THINGS I AM NOT WRITING OKAY STOP BRAIN

IT’S SO CUTE I’M GONNA DIE


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bruisingknees:

WOW, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS BOL.COM (DUTCH WEBSTORE) COMMERCIAL AND THEIR A+ INCLUDING OF TRANS WOMEN, YES. 

"Bol.com has everything for women who are going out. (Oh, nice do!) But also for women who’ve been dumped (And that’s a nice sundae.) For women who are totally ready, and for women who are totally done (yeah, we also sell hammocks!) Everything for experienced women (a candle for the ambiance!) And for women who are just getting started.”


posted 3 months ago with 5,440 notes - via lettersfromtitan © bruisingknees

luckyjak:

butjustwearclothes:

Blaine Anderson | & looking evasive 

Most of the time I can’t see Darren’s makeup as Blaine but I TOTALLY CAN here and it just makes me headcanon that SOMETIMES BLAINE WEARS A SOFT PINK LIP COLOR ON DATE NIGHTS because it makes him feel pretty and also brings attention to his lips which lbr he does on purpose so Kurt will want to kiss them EVEN MORE.


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electricshoebox:

pomfcat:

Such polite barks

he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS

"…….wuf"


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