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Hi, I'm Lauren!
(or rdm, if you prefer the shorter name with the longer story)

I'm 23, a university student and a self-confessed music nerd.

Here you'll find Glee, Disney, Sherlock, fic, musicals, pretty people, pretty things and my ramblings.
Oh and I have a tendency to overshare. Don't say I didn't warn you.

posted 3 weeks ago with 57,722 notes - via hellasterek © relentlessclimb


guh she’s so amazing

posted 3 weeks ago with -

WAIT we have a jaffle iron now and I’m pretty sure there are sundried tomatoes in the fridge somewhere. I know I have cheese…


posted 2 months ago with 1 note -

Full Performance of “I Believe In A Thing Called Love” from “Frenemies” | GLEE

posted 6 months ago with 1,548 notes - via thetimesinbetween © chriscolfernews







no but seriously imagine being a muggleborn wizard at hogwarts and then when you learn to conjure your patronus it turns out to be a pikachu

#and everyone’s like ‘ooooh what sort of magical creature is this’ #meanwhile the muggle borns are laughing their asses off going ‘PIKA! PIKA’ at you #not but srsly how come muggle borns don’t have a super secret club making inside jokes and snarking right back at elitist purebloods

#i fully support this #muggleborns writing with pencils and pens instead of stupid quills #using muggle slang to answer to insults #teaching their housemates about muggle culture and introducing them to tv shows and books and movies #you have no idea how much i want this #hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home

I mean as a person who’s had to integrate in a foreign culture (which is think is similar to how muggle borns would initially feel in the wizarding world) I know how you, despite wanting to become part of the community, seek out people like you by instinct. Tbh, all the European kids in my town would spend at least the first thirty minutes of any conversation with each other talking about how seriously no Communist is like a dirty word here and why don’t they have Kinder eggs in this fucking place is2g. So it makes sense to me that muggle borns would seek each other out and make inside jokes and dude the new Pokèmon came out bloody hell I’ll have to wait for summer to play it ugh and shit please tell me your mum sent you ballpoints again I seriously cannot deal with all this ink I keep staining everything.

Sorry I vomited words on here omg sorry I just realized

Muggleborns creating a room in hogwarts that’s essentially a magical faraday cage so their tech actually works and they can at least watch Avengers and use a goddamn laptop even if there’s no bloody internet.
(seriously writing everything by hand? I was the one of the first kids in my elementary school to be like FUCK THAT SHIT and start turning in all my papers as computer print offs and using the internet as a research resource, I would find a way and I’m not the only one)

Also they teach the house elves how to make pizza. Because pizza

posted 8 months ago with 130,153 notes - via miggylol © tom-bakery

Anne reminded me that I never finished watching Secret Diary of a Call Girl, and so I think I’ll do that these holidays. I watched seasons 1-3 just before season 4 aired and never got around to it - I feel like I should rewatch those as well so I actually remember what’s going on.

It’ll be really interesting to watch this time around, as it was one of the first shows that opened my mind a little re sexuality, really. 

posted 9 months ago with 2 notes -

ive never had a group interview but it sounds like ass

It pretty much is. It lets employers find the most outgoing *cough* obnoxiously loud *cough* people to hire, and is just not fun for anyone, like me, who finds it hard enough to talk themselves up in the first place - let alone having to fight for attention with said loud, outgoing people.

posted 10 months ago with -

Minus One and Adding Two 


Inspired by a tweet in which Mandy requested to read something where Darren and Chris wax their junk together. It doesn’t exactly fit the bill, as Chris is just doing it to Darren, but still.

I wrote this on a whim and it turned a lot longer (2,7k) and a lot more porny than I thought it would so.

NC-17. Warning for come play and extreme fluff at the end.



“Come on.”


“I’ll help you.”


“Don’t be a baby. I do it all the time.”

Read More

posted 10 months ago with 179 notes - via intoapuddle-deactivated20140318

Fic: Five Times Kurt Doesn’t Let Blaine Propose… and One Time it Goes a Little Differently 


Title: “Five Times Kurt Doesn’t Let Blaine Propose… and One Time it Goes a Little Differently”
Author: flaming muse
Fandom: Glee
Pairings: Kurt/Blaine
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 10,500
Summary: Five times Kurt stops Blaine before he can propose to him. Plus something else.
Disclaimers: The characters belong to various corporate Powers That Be. I make absolutely no profit from playing with them.
Distribution: Please ask.
Feedback is lovely!

This story starts just after 4x22 and spins out through the future with no spo!lers beyond aired episodes, not even actual speculat!on.  I’m sure this isn’t going to be happening.

on LJ | on the AO3

Also, I am spo!ler-free!   Please tell me nothing about what’s coming ahead! <3

posted 11 months ago with 194 notes - via idoltina © flamingmuse


you ever just realized how lucky you are that you did that weird thing that led to you being friends with the people you are friends with?

posted 12 months ago with 295,111 notes - via oldcoyote © muutant