How do you document real life?


Hi, I'm Lauren!
(or rdm, if you prefer the shorter name with the longer story)

I'm 23, a university student and a self-confessed music nerd.

Here you'll find Glee, Disney, Sherlock, fic, musicals, pretty people, pretty things and my ramblings.
Oh and I have a tendency to overshare. Don't say I didn't warn you.



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posted 1 day ago with 9,204 notes - via pebblegosling © nickjbarlow

kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY


posted 3 days ago with 349,021 notes - via mistress-owns-this-princess © gambleorcs

penroseparticle:

salma:

yaoibutts:

shavingryansprivates:

introducing… SPOONS!

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

This kid needs a nobel prize

AND SOUP AND SOUP AND SOUP AND SOUP AND SOUP


posted 3 days ago with 132,450 notes - via into-the-weeds

master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology


posted 4 days ago with 509,677 notes - via into-the-weeds © tastefullyoffensive

theamazingindi:

listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.


posted 4 days ago with 29,558 notes - via spreadmelikenutella © theamazingindi

love-and-bdsm:

wait-i-havent:

watchtheskytonight:

thegirlwiththeequalistglove:

I will always, always, reblog this. It never ceases to make me laugh

THE MEN OF TUMBLR COME WITH INSPIRATIONAL MESSAGES FOR LADIES

“Hi Mom”

Real man or no, I care about the size of your jeans when I’m picking up a pair for you, or trying them on myself.

That is acceptable. Carry on. 


posted 6 days ago with 510,978 notes - via love-and-bdsm

fallen-angel-of-thursday:

useyourcharm:

SO I CAN LIVE OFF MASHED POTATOES
IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING

this was a large study spanning many years and is sometimes known as ireland

fallen-angel-of-thursday:

useyourcharm:

SO I CAN LIVE OFF MASHED POTATOES

IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING

this was a large study spanning many years and is sometimes known as ireland


posted 1 week ago with 228,091 notes - via sansaofhousestark © useyourcharm

mixedupjournals:

So. I recently started watching Buffy for the first time ever.
Here are my first impressions, but most notably, the fact that this show makes 1997 seem like the Mesozoic Era. 
GB

mixedupjournals:

So. I recently started watching Buffy for the first time ever.

Here are my first impressions, but most notably, the fact that this show makes 1997 seem like the Mesozoic Era.

GB


posted 1 week ago with 4,205 notes - via fatfeministfetishist © mixedupjournals

siderealscion: mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)


posted 1 week ago with 165,233 notes - via pebblegosling © siderealscion

cabbagefuneral:

disney princess movie starring lana del rey where she sings to nature like other disney princesses but everything around her wilts and dies


posted 2 weeks ago with 12,033 notes - via miggylol © cabbagefuneral