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Hi, I'm Lauren!
(or rdm, if you prefer the shorter name with the longer story)

I'm 23, a university student and a self-confessed music nerd.

Here you'll find Glee, Disney, Sherlock, fic, musicals, pretty people, pretty things and my ramblings.
Oh and I have a tendency to overshare. Don't say I didn't warn you.



posted 2 days ago with 186,988 notes - via edenwolfie © people.com

alluringalliteration:

Okay I know the time frame totally doesn’t work but- Imagine Draco Malfoy getting all puffed up and arrogant and starting to say “I don’t think my father-” and Harry slyly interjecting “-the inventor of toaster strudel-” “-would be too happy to-” and then stopping in confusion when Harry, Hermione, and every other Muggleborn in earshot start practically crying with laughter.


posted 2 days ago with 36,986 notes - via miggylol © alluringalliteration

laughterkey:

mogarisreadytoblog:

mrcaseythegreat:

miss-mcguiness:

imleigh:

“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”

“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”

"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."

"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"

I will never not love dog texts.

Fun fact: If you read the dog’s voice in your head as Mantzoukas, it gets even funnier.


posted 6 days ago with 466,655 notes - via lamadeliadalai © iraffiruse

amyleona:

phantastus:

railerat:

yellowcrayonwillow:

Hi please watch this poor mailman get attacked by a cat it’s v. important

TAKE IT WITH YOU.

I THINK MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT THIS IS HOW CHEERFUL THE MAILMAN IS. HE AIN’T EVEN MAD.

I wouldn’t be either because this is hysterical.

"Kitty-cat ready to do battle"


posted 1 week ago with 34,045 notes - via into-the-weeds © yellowcrayonwillow

hiddlesbatchlove:

sungmee:

if anyone ever asks why i like wayne brady so much, i’m just going to show them this video

wayne brady went to my high school and i could not be any prouder


posted 1 week ago with 15,718 notes - via mynameisbirdie © sungmee

happiness-is-a-soft-man-kiss:

tsweezys:

HAS EVERYONE SEEN THIS

Ohmyglob


posted 1 week ago with 31,603 notes - via colorsofthewand © tsweezys

thesylverlining:

babebraham:

today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me

bless

"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line


posted 2 weeks ago with 83,222 notes - via edenwolfie © babebraham

shamelesslymkp:

MY DAD’S VERSION OF A SEX TALK, CIRCA 8 YEARS AGO

ME: *la la la la doing things la la la la*

MY DAD: MKP! Just the daughter I was looking for!

ME: I’m your only daughter.

MY DAD: exactly!

ME: *waits*

MY DAD: So!

ME: *waits*

MY DAD: ahem. This is a conversation we are not having.

ME: .okay???

MY DAD: but if we WERE having this conversation

It would go something like this

Where I would let you know

That if for some reason you needed condoms and found yourself unable to
procure them

You should communicate this to me

And I would provide them to you

Ideally never looking at each other during the process.

ME: .

MY DAD: hypothetically speaking.

ME: …Dad if I can’t buy my own condoms

MY DAD: hypothetically speaking.

ME: .hypothetically speaking, if I can’t buy my own condoms, I’m pretty sure
I’m not ready to have sex.

ME: but thanks?

MY DAD: *nods awkwardly* right then.

Good talk. That we didn’t have.

*leaves*

ME: OH. MY. G O D.


posted 2 weeks ago with 8 notes - via shamelesslymkp

inothernews:

Hugh Jackman performs a selection from BBC Radio’s Wolverine: The Musical.  


posted 2 weeks ago with 371 notes - via bemusedlybespectacled © inothernews

into-the-weeds:

the-cumberqueen:

petition for Avengers 2 to be a musical and the only person who doesn’t know its a musical is Tony

 (via mzminola)


posted 2 weeks ago with 55,082 notes - via into-the-weeds © the-cumberqueen