How do you document real life?


Hi, I'm Lauren!
(or rdm, if you prefer the shorter name with the longer story)

I'm 23, a university student and a self-confessed music nerd.

Here you'll find Glee, Disney, Sherlock, fic, musicals, pretty people, pretty things and my ramblings.
Oh and I have a tendency to overshare. Don't say I didn't warn you.


elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation


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christopherjoneswebminion:

chewableninja:

Saturday at NYCC 2014- me as Mulan’s grandma/Grandma Fa

OMFG I LOVE YOU


posted 3 days ago with 26,852 notes - via adirotynd © chewableninja

lividol whispered:
People are asking you a lot about actors for the movie and you don't feel equipped to answer. But how about this- what kind of sound track would you like to hear accompany Augustus and Hazel's on screen story?

onlyifyoufinishedtfios:

Mountain Goats, Mountain Goats, Mountain Goats, Mountain Goats, Mountain Goats, Laurena Segura, Mountain Goats, Mountain Goats.


posted 6 days ago with 265 notes - via onlyifyoufinishedtfios

Anonymous whispered:
So, story time: I am a transman. I got set up on a blind date with a lady. Nervous at first, but we really hit it off. She is gorgeous and sweet and we're both having the time of our lives, and long story short, we end up back at my place. Around the time things get going, I realize she doesn't know: virtually no one does (the friend who set me up on the date sure didn't). So I start to panic a little, because while I am totally into this girl, I've been turned down before when people (c)

pervocracy:

get past the pants. So I’m suddenly freaking out, and as much as I love that this is happening, I’m trying to defuse the moment a little. I REALLY like this girl, I really don’t want to blow this. So she seems concerned, and asks what’s wrong, and she looks really freaked out that she’s hurt me or something (or so i assumed). At this point, we’re both nearing panic attack territory, and attempt to stop. While we’re trying to detangle from each other, I realize why she’s freaking out:

she’s gotten hard. Turns out, she’s trans as well, and was scared my panic was because I had realized, and was trying to bail on her for it. I explain, and she cracks the fuck up, and so do I, and long story short: we’ve been married for three years now. I figured you might enjoy, as you’re one of my favorite blogs for relationship/sexuality things, and I thought I should share. :D

Awww.  <3  Thank you so much for sharing, and congrats to you and your wife!


posted 1 week ago with 8,048 notes - via thetimesinbetween © pervocracy

strawberreli:

Has this been screenshotted yet because it’s my absolute favourite.

strawberreli:

Has this been screenshotted yet because it’s my absolute favourite.


posted 1 week ago with 424 notes - via thetimesinbetween © strawberreli

huffingtonpost:

Kitten’s Mind Is Blown By The Existence Of Her Own Tail
A kitten has been caught on camera discovering her own tail. And it seems like she has no idea the moving “toy” is actually attached to her body, or that she has any control over it.

huffingtonpost:

Kitten’s Mind Is Blown By The Existence Of Her Own Tail

A kitten has been caught on camera discovering her own tail. And it seems like she has no idea the moving “toy” is actually attached to her body, or that she has any control over it.


posted 1 week ago with 1,935 notes - via shamelesslymkp © huffingtonpost

bleerios:

I’ve never seen such a cliched display of drunken stupor in my life.


posted 2 weeks ago with 171 notes - via colorsofthewand © bleerios

alittledizzy:

one tick on the clock
chris/darren
rated r 1.4k.

Slight age difference but you can safely assume Chris is already 18. 

The Red Lantern is about the last place Chris wants to be on a Saturday night, but he’s horny and he has few other options that don’t involve sitting at him with his laptop and porn. He’s been here a couple times before, but it never amounted to anything but twenty bucks wasted on cheap beer and a headache from the beer and the bad music.

This time will be different, he tells himself that evening as he gets dressed. The other times must have just been off nights, he thinks. Surely - he’ll meet someone this time. Someone who will look at him like they want him, who will show him what it feels like to kiss a guy and touch a dick that isn’t his own.

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posted 2 weeks ago with 124 notes - via alittledizzy

werebearbearbar:

The downside of living with a man who likes both historical recreation and outdoorsy living, is that at some point he’s going to combine them.  At some point he’s going to want to make rush lights and know which plants are medicinal.  He’s going to want to collect oak galls and investigate all the historical and current uses for them.  

Unfortunately, he’s going to announce that he’s interested in this by saying “I’m thinking of getting into period bushcraft.”   And when that happens, you have to try really, really hard not to laugh very loud for a really long time right in his face.

I hope you do better than I did. 


posted 2 weeks ago with 137 notes - via oldcoyote © werebearbearbar

sofapizza:

xemoboyfriendx:

"Are you a Sailor Scout?"
"I’m sailor Freddie Mercury."

well this guy already won every halloween ever.

sofapizza:

xemoboyfriendx:

"Are you a Sailor Scout?"

"I’m sailor Freddie Mercury."

well this guy already won every halloween ever.


posted 2 weeks ago with 244,677 notes - via ileliberte © phlegminism