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Hi, I'm Lauren!
(or rdm, if you prefer the shorter name with the longer story)

I'm 23, a university student and a self-confessed music nerd.

Here you'll find Glee, Disney, Sherlock, fic, musicals, pretty people, pretty things and my ramblings.
Oh and I have a tendency to overshare. Don't say I didn't warn you.


pastries-and-turtlenecks:

someone just left the dorm complex and she was wearing a shirt that said “I’m a thespian. my parents think it’s a stage.” and I swear I laughed for three minutes without stopping to breathe


posted 1 month ago with 36,743 notes - via bemusedlybespectacled © spookiernicrouleau

kurokoshirai:

my ipad capitalizes things like White House and Star Wars and it looks like i actually care enough to do that on my own free will to people who dont know im on my ipad but the truth is i’ve just given up resisting because i have better things to do like fight capitalism wait WAIT WAIT HAHAHAHA HOL YFUCK oH MY GOD I DIDNT EVEN MEAN TO MAEK THAT PUN BUT AS SOO N AS I FINISHED TYPING CAPITALISM IT HIT ME IM HOLLERIN


posted 3 months ago with 24,500 notes - via sansaofhousestark © kurokoshirai

sansaofhousestark:

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

pan scam


posted 3 months ago with 203,522 notes - via sansaofhousestark © orcasoup

cleapow:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.


posted 3 months ago with 390,908 notes - via sansaofhousestark © girl-non-grata

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational


posted 3 months ago with 531,696 notes - via into-the-weeds © myheadisspooky

stickiebun13:

omgpoetry:

this is funny
like really, really funny

My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.

stickiebun13:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.


posted 4 months ago with 357,078 notes - via wintercreek © omgpoetry


posted 4 months ago with 244,346 notes - via gleefandomlove © disasdoodles

ranchdepressing:

shercasam:

sagihairius:

tinychatter:

i love when people call me precious thats such a cute thing to call somebody

yeah it does have a nice
ring to it

oh my lord don’t start with theses puns

but they rule


posted 10 months ago with 346,806 notes - via saltpetres

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible


posted 11 months ago with 385,124 notes - via pebblegosling © hippopotamus-hi-tops

mydrunkkitchen:

London gets me. #Pundon

mydrunkkitchen:

London gets me. #Pundon


posted 1 year ago with 4,082 notes - via colorsofthewand © mydrunkkitchen