How do you document real life?


Hi, I'm Lauren!
(or rdm, if you prefer the shorter name with the longer story)

I'm 23, a university student and a self-confessed music nerd.

Here you'll find Glee, Disney, Sherlock, fic, musicals, pretty people, pretty things and my ramblings.
Oh and I have a tendency to overshare. Don't say I didn't warn you.


ranchdepressing:

shercasam:

sagihairius:

tinychatter:

i love when people call me precious thats such a cute thing to call somebody

yeah it does have a nice
ring to it

oh my lord don’t start with theses puns

but they rule


posted 4 months ago with 246,347 notes - via saltpetres

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible


posted 5 months ago with 251,721 notes - via pebblegosling © hippopotamus-hi-tops

mydrunkkitchen:

London gets me. #Pundon

mydrunkkitchen:

London gets me. #Pundon


posted 6 months ago with 4,083 notes - via colorsofthewand © mydrunkkitchen

beensleepingonstones:

I laughed way harder at this than I should’ve.

beensleepingonstones:

I laughed way harder at this than I should’ve.


posted 8 months ago with 155,403 notes - via wintercreek © pleatedjeans

Pratchett is Gilbert and Sullivan to the Wagner of Tolkien’s Ring

THE WORST PUN

OH MY GOD

ALSO ACCURATE ANALOGY IS ACCURATE


posted 11 months ago with -

anniephantom:

labirdgeoiseed:

this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times

I don’t care, fuck you

okay ready

as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.

all of this made him

a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

oh my god


posted 12 months ago with 158,643 notes - via vastlyunknown

the single greatest (lamest) thing anyone has ever said to me 


posted 12 months ago with 17 notes - via oldcoyote

kickingshoes:

Omg

kickingshoes:

Omg


posted 1 year ago with 52,621 notes - via edenwolfie © givelifetoimagination


posted 1 year ago with 34,579 notes - via whynobritneybrittany © plumkat

georgetakei:

We know your cellist.

georgetakei:

We know your cellist.


posted 1 year ago with 3,189 notes - via lamadeliadalai © georgetakei