whynobritneybrittany replied to your post: In other news I read the new Hyperbole and a Half…

I just want to read that to the entire world.

Me too.

I might link to it on fb later, actually. I was really surprised that M hadn’t already, so I sent the link to him this morning. I feel like he’d appreciate it too.

Wait, I should follow that person or that person should follow me? I’m confused. I’ve battled a migraine all day take pity on me

Both! But I was referring to you following her, go check your ask

omg but this makes me want to write more of it like, now. This is so encouraging. ;____;

I suddenly want to write it for the first time in months and months, I am so happyyyy

“Feline Intuition” - Darren/Chris RPF 

missbeizy:

Psuedo-hybrid!play, for my Mandy’s birthday.  

The cat jokes start right away, contrary to the belief that they only came later when his hair started to go vertical and his body started to grow thin and willowy.  Sure, the moves came along with that later development, but the attitude was always there; sharp, aloof, and a little cool, but also fiercely competitive and loving once you got underneath that first tricky wire.

It’s little things; his ADD makes him jump from task to task (shiny, shiny) and he’s easily distracted.  He can be a total bitch when the mood strikes or someone pisses him off.  He moves like an irritated ballet dancer, hips swishing and hair sometimes styled in a way that makes him even look like a cat.

One day he falls asleep in his make-up chair and one of the assistants gels his hair into two huge ear shapes.  He walks around like that for half an hour before Darren strolls past and laughs until he cries, making paws in the air and meowing.

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new fic: Mixed Media 

triflesandparsnips:

so did I post a new fic? yes, I did. is it one I’ve been working on for way too long? yes, it is.

Title: Mixed Media
Author: parsnips
Fandom: Glee (oh, but does it crossover with White Collar? IT DOES. does it also somehow mention White Collar RPF? SOMEHOW YES)

Summary: “USA Network to Premiere Newest Original Series ‘WHITE COLLAR’ Friday, October 23 at 10/9c” Blaine’s life gets only gets weirder from there.

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Mixed Media
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by parsnips
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Cooper Anderson > Blaine Anderson:

i need a stage name

Blaine Anderson > Cooper Anderson:

why?

Cooper Anderson > Blaine Anderson:

future audiences might confuse me with other television personalities

Blaine Anderson > Cooper Anderson:

it’s good to see you thinking ahead?

Cooper Anderson > Blaine Anderson:

this is ALL practicality, little brother……….. because i got it!!!

Blaine Anderson > Cooper Anderson:

you got what?

Cooper Anderson > Blaine Anderson:

NYC HERE I COME

Blaine Anderson > Cooper Anderson:

you got a part?!

Cooper Anderson > Blaine Anderson:

next time u see me, I’ll be ~~~criminally handsome

Blaine Anderson > Cooper Anderson:

what do you

Cooper Anderson > Blaine Anderson:

a con ~~~artist

Blaine Anderson > Cooper Anderson:

wait

Cooper Anderson > Blaine Anderson:

committing ~~~sexy crime

Blaine Anderson > Cooper Anderson:

Coop stop using tildas to express emotion they are not the “pointing” of texting

Cooper Anderson > Blaine Anderson:

~~~~~~yes they are

 

(Read more behind the fake cut…)

She’s being so precious today

tastefullyoffensive:

Optimistic Dory